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		<title>OFFTOPICS!!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Niwhahahahaha, it&#8217;s time for an offtopics session, but as per request i&#8217;ll do it related to football. (There happy now.) 8 Videos of FUN FUN FUN!
Here is someting a long lost friend showed me&#8230;
No 1:

And now for something else&#8230;.
No 2:


Ok how football related was that!
And now something we ALLLLL want to see &#8220;Cristie Take a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Niwhahahahaha, it&#8217;s time for an offtopics session, but as per request i&#8217;ll do it related to football. (There happy now.) 8 Videos of FUN FUN FUN!</p>
<p><strong>Here is someting a long lost friend showed me&#8230;</strong><br />
No 1:<br />
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<p><strong>And now for something else&#8230;.</strong><br />
No 2:<br />
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Ok how football related was that!</p>
<p><strong>And now something we ALLLLL want to see &#8220;<em>Cristie</em> Take a peak&#8221;</strong><br />
NO 3:<br />
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Serves you right!, Ballon d&#8217;or winner humph</p>
<p><strong>Anyway, to ligten up the mood, let&#8217;s see some of the **::BEST::**, goalkepers ever!</strong><br />
No 4<br />
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<p>Let&#8217;s just hope stefano or whomever di carlo is gonna throw in don&#8217;t do such acts of bravery, lol.</p>
<p><strong>Ladies and get&#8217;s there is worse&#8230;</strong><br />
No 5<br />
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<p><strong>And was beckham playing in the same league as&#8230; this!</strong><br />
No 6<br />
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<p><strong>Let&#8217;s semi-wrap it up with some more MP in the memory of our dear friend uncle fester&#8230; </strong><br />
No 7<br />
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<p><strong>I hope that Sergio Pellisier dosn&#8217;t watch this coming video. He&#8217;s unlucky enough as it is&#8230;</strong><br />
No 8:<br />
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<p><strong>Ok Enough is Enough Back to chievo busniess in the next post CYA!!!!!!!!</strong></p>
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		<title>no news sooo&#8230;OFFTOPIC!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 21:14:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well that was samson&#8217;s best recap, but sadly following an own goal loss, i&#8217;m writing this post out of pure boredom!
So this ought to be a funny post.

Let the boredom come!

Well to start things off, when a friend of mine was bored he used to do this to his roomie!

1.Sit up. Say, “time to make [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://chievo.theoffside.com/files/2008/10/bored-cat.jpg" alt="" width="499" height="585" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-82" />Well that was samson&#8217;s best recap, but sadly following an own goal loss, i&#8217;m writing this post out of pure boredom!<br />
So this ought to be a funny post.</p>
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<p><strong>Let the boredom come!</strong><br />
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<p>Well to start things off, when a friend of mine was bored he used to do this to his roomie!</p>
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<blockquote><p>1.Sit up. Say, “time to make the donuts.” Leave. Do this often.</p>
<p>2. Every five minutes, get up, open the door, peek out, close the door and look relieved.</p>
<p>3. Express an extreme fear of sunlight. Move away from and flinch at areas of the room that are sunny.</p>
<p>4. Pick up the phone every five minutes and say, “hello.” Look confused and hang up.</p>
<p>5. Unwrap a candy bar. Eat the wrapper and throw the chocolate away.</p>
<p>6. Name your animal crackers . Mourn for them after you eat them.</p>
<p>7. Address your roommate by a different name every time you talk to him or her</p>
<p>8. Constantly drink from an empty glass.</p>
<p>9. Every time you handle something of your roommate’s, use a tissue or gloves.</p>
<p>10. While unlocking your door with the key, complain that the engine won’t start.</p>
<p>11. Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.</p>
<p>12. Tell your roommate, “I’ve got an important message for you.” Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can’t remember what the message was. Later on, say, “Oh, yeah, I remember!” Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.</p>
<p>13. While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.</p>
<p>14. Make a sandwich. Don’t eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, “Hey, where the heck is my sandwich!?” Complain loudly that you are hungry.</p>
<p>15. Every time your roommate walks in yell, “Hooray! You’re back!” as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, “Shouldn’t you be going somewhere?”</p>
<p>16. Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, “No, I want to watch them suffer.”</p>
<p>17. Everytime your roommate falls asleep, wait ten minutes, wake him or her up and say, “it’s time to go to bed now.”</p>
<p>18. Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate’s potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate’s potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, “He just didn’t belong.”</p>
<p>19. Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.</p>
<p>20. Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “The hair, it’s growing. Growing!”</p>
<p>21. Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you’re doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, “Soon, soon….”</p>
<p>So try out this timepass stuff…!!i hope u liked it…</p></blockquote>
<p></strong></p>
<p><strong>That was a funny piece!</strong></p>
<p><strong>Now what do i got;</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://chievo.theoffside.com/files/2008/10/mcdonalds-funny-pic-201x300.jpg" alt="" width="201" height="300" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-84" /><br />
<strong>That&#8217;s why i don&#8217;t recommend Mc Donald&#8217;s!</strong></p>
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<strong>I&#8217;m so bored i did this! lol</strong></p>
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<strong>Just so you know this is me thinking of an idea for the blog when there is no news!</strong></p>
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<strong>Damn, i&#8217;m not even allowed to stare out of the window while i&#8217;m working!</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://chievo.theoffside.com/files/2008/10/sunna_funny_catw300h267.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="267" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-88" /></p>
<p><strong>I JUST FOUND OUT WHO ASSASSINATED JFK! &#8230;nah he&#8217;s too cute too do it!</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://chievo.theoffside.com/files/2008/10/funnycat1-300x256.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="256" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-89" /><br />
<strong>And for anyone in the states here is a hot prospect for QB , Tom McWhiskers, Just look at the sheer determination in his face!</strong></p>
<p><em><strong>WHO AM I KIDDING THIS IDEA OF OFF TOPICS AIN&#8217;T NEVER GONNA WORK, FIRST AND LAST TIME</em></p>
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SORRY FOR WASTING YOUR TIME GUYS LOL</strong></p>
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